Janet Rosen was Thomas Elias Weatherly’s last legal spouse (but he was engaged to Linda Murphy before his death). Janet’s reviews and nonfiction have appeared in PW, Glamour, and Paper; she has performed as a comedian and storyteller at numerous venues, including Gotham Comedy Club, Carolines on Broadway, Nuyorican Poets Cafe, Cornelia Street Cafe, Sidewalk Cafe, and many other venues with “cafe” in their names. She has also been on The Howard Stern Show. A number of her jokes have been collected in the humor anthologies She’s So Funny and Love’s Funny That Way. Her short fiction has been featured on Lilith.com. Janet wishes there was a way to award TEW a retroactive MacArthur Genius Grant.